If I were an apple

I was looking for a nursery rhyme as a tuning-in for my lesson tomorrow. And I found a cute song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN3XpIAy2Wg

If I were an apple
If I were an apple
And I grew on a tree
And I grew on a tree
I think I would drop down
I think I would drop down
On a nice girl like me

(Ok, I changed the boy to girl :p)

Then Sito exercised his creativity...

If I were a fatso
If I were a fatso
And I eat McD
And I eat McD
I think I would drop dead
I think I would drop dead
From all the calories!

GAAAAR!!!

Oh well, I'd better not sing the wrong thing tomorrow for my presentation!

Aside..

On the way to class today, I saw this women with serious childbearing hips. And I thought, she must have had 10 kids!

Then miso stopped me..

miso: Don't jinx us.. Actually, just you.. Don't jinx yourself :p
mf: *scared* sorry for thinking bad thoughts!