Q: What passes through a tunnel in the human body and emerges (loudly) out of the body?
A: A baby!
Yes, but that's A1; there's also A2: Poop!
I was suffering in the toilet this evening. It was bad as the waste moved through my intestines, with such terrible cramps that I just had to tell Sito:
Pooping is more painful than childbirth!
(I had an epidural.)
Darn you, yummy 炸酱面 at lunch.. I shall decide (again, sighs!) that I will *try* to give up spicy food. It's quite literally a pain in the ass *.*