Sunday, 1 September 2013

Super TMI post

Q: What passes through a tunnel in the human body and emerges (loudly) out of the body?
A: A baby!

Yes, but that's A1; there's also A2: Poop!

I was suffering in the toilet this evening. It was bad as the waste moved through my intestines, with such terrible cramps that I just had to tell Sito:

Pooping is more painful than childbirth!

(I had an epidural.)

Darn you, yummy 炸酱面 at lunch.. I shall decide (again, sighs!) that I will *try* to give up spicy food. It's quite literally a pain in the ass *.*

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