Birds

No, not the Alfred Hitchcock one. That was super scary; this isn't..

Two birds were obviously having some kind of an unfriendly stand-off on the kerb. One bird humphed and hopped off the kerb onto the middle of the road. It stared about for a while and for that three seconds I was very glad no car was coming! It hopped off after that, further away from the kerb while the other bird stared blankly at its back..

The next day, called out "eh eh, bird!" mid-sentence when the same type of bird - mynah I think - was hopping about right in our lane! Bird hopped away in time, phew.. The dead skunk is obviously still haunting me one year on..

Birds are just stupid. And this one here is a silly cow :p

Random split personality in mf: Hey, but how can a bird be a cow?!

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