I'm not PEAR-shaped. I'm..KANGAROO-shaped!
So Kel, those legs you've been laughing at for half your life - actually, only some 10 years - are actually not (pig) trotters.. They are strong kangaroo legs!
Moment of truth was when I was sitting on my bed listening to Karen Mok's latest album last night. The mirror was right in front of me and I was sitting with half of each calf hanging off the bed.. When I looked up from the lyrics at the end of a song, what did I see but the prettiest kangaroo? :)