Someone sent me a while ago but forgot to save. Received it again this am. Better share now while I remember!
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
mf: My favourite fruit! But they oxidise easily so must eat once cut. No, I don't like to preserve them in brine.
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
mf: Grapes give me sore throat even in moderation. Seldom take wine but when I do, I prefer sweet reds.
We are grapes, precious grapes, lovely grapes :)
ReplyDeleteEven we are theorically inferior, we are as important as you ;)
And about your comment, don't worry, I want too.
Just go step by step, at the end you will accomplish.